emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

posted 3 hours ago with 171,777 notes

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

posted 1 day ago with 495,976 notes

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

posted 3 days ago with 561,388 notes

shyest-ink:

can i be your cigarette

so you can pull me out
of a black dark box

so you can light me up
when i’m cold

so you can keep me on
your lips

so you can inhale me
even though you know
how toxic i am

but you don’t really care
cause you love that feeling
in your lungs

posted 4 days ago with 112,924 notes

If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person. 

posted 5 days ago with 199,865 notes

parynoid:

Make-up tips that EVERY girl should know. Follow these and you’ll be absolutely beautiful (;

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

posted 6 days ago with 742,015 notes

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

posted 1 week ago with 451,799 notes